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"To all the girls that think you're ugly because you're not a size 0, you're beautiful. its society who's ugly."
~ Marilyn Monroe
e-xalt:







I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain





 I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans



 there are two kinds of people




let’s not start this again.

e-xalt:

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain


I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans


there are two kinds of people

let’s not start this again.

(Source: shellytothebelly, via overacts)

awkwardhowell:

somemoreprocrastination:

lowse:

Okay I just saw this
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and I just went to google translate and laughed my ass off and then made this I don’t know if I’m sorry or not 

i don’t watch danisnotonfire but this is hilarious

You should watch him though

(via slutfoxhound)

alegbra:

alegbra:

I DRANK AN ENTIRE DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO FROM THE STORE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I CAN HEAR MYSELF BREATHE

i saw this on my dashboard and thought “man yesterday sure was weird” and then i realized that i’m still wearing the same shirt and this post was 5 hours ago

alegbra:

alegbra:

I DRANK AN ENTIRE DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO FROM THE STORE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I CAN HEAR MYSELF BREATHE

i saw this on my dashboard and thought “man yesterday sure was weird” and then i realized that i’m still wearing the same shirt and this post was 5 hours ago

(via krischendall)